The real problem with Christmas is not that some people say "Holiday" instead, but that it has become so commercialized. So for 12 days I will show an example each day of the "Christian" trinkets you can waste your money on.

On the 10th day of Christmas you could show who is your "true love" by buying a patriotic crucifix for only $1.95 for 4 dozen. In case you are not inspired, remember that Bill Buckingham, who led the Dover school board to add Intelligent Design to the curriculum, wore a red, white, and blue crucifix pin on his lapel (and it obviously was a good luck charm for him, right?).