12 Days of Sacrilege—Day 9December 21, 2005
The real problem with Christmas is not that some people say "Holiday" instead, but that it has become so commercialized. So for 12 days I will show an example each day of the "Christian" trinkets you can waste your money on.
On the 9th day of Christmas you could show who is your "true love" by buying a nativity timer for only $9.99 (now you can count down the seconds until your deviled eggs are ready!).
Thanks to the Ship of Fools for pointing this item out.