June 08, 2006

Roy Moore got creamed the other day in the Republican primary for Governor of Alabama. Creamed! It was not even close. When he announced his run he said God told him to. After getting rocked so hard in the vote he should now wonder why God wanted to punish him so badly. Maybe it is because of Moore’s 5-ton pet rock.

Hopefully this means he will finally vanish from the spotlight he got for breaking the law and making Christians look bad. Hopefully he will go home and work on following the Ten Commandments and worry less about building monuments (also known as idols) of them. Hopefully we will see no more of Moore.